Rock & Recycle Fan Pillows

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Space Pioneer

Smart Arse Meter

A 1950's Barber Shop

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

FedRex

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

Mick Jagger at 95.

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

Wine stored inside an old fashioned monitor.

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

"I'm all shook up."

Bottle Bank.

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.