Rock & Recycle Fan Gifts

"Yeah, I know vinyl's a plastic, but this one is Plant-based."

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Jimi Hendrix.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Space Pioneer

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Smart Arse Meter

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

A 1950's Barber Shop

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

FedRex

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

Mick Jagger at 95.

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

Hard Rock Cafe.

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

Wine stored inside an old fashioned monitor.

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

"I'm all shook up."

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

Elvis Costello

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

Bottle Bank.

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

John Lennon