Vintage Rocker Fan Gifts

"He's been performing longer than Mick Jagger."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Best before 65 million BC.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"Do you buy cars here?"

Jimi Hendrix.

Draw!

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Jack in the Box

'Our limo's here.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Mick Jagger at 95.

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Dauber Micawber'

'I thought you were trying to lynch me, Mom.'

Elvis' autopsy

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'Humor him. He thinks his girlfriend is a pinup girl.'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

Charles de Gaulle

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays,'

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'