Vintage Rocker Fan T-Shirts

"He's been performing longer than Mick Jagger."

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Draw!

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Jack in the Box

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'Dauber Micawber'

'I thought you were trying to lynch me, Mom.'

'Our limo's here.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Mick Jagger at 95.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

Charles de Gaulle

'Wheel technical support line.'

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays,'

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

Hi Fi

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'