Vintage Rock Fan T-Shirts

Mick Jagger at 95.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Best before 65 million BC.

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

The Dandy

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Adult Barbershop

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

The Four Tops in Concert

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."