Vintage Pop Fan T-Shirts

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Adult Barbershop

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

The Dandy

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Jack in the Box

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Victorian Secret

A word from Stephen Harper's cat

Masked Ball

'Our limo's here.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Mick Jagger at 95.

'Dauber Micawber'

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."