Vintage Pop Fan Mugs

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Jimi Hendrix.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Elvis Presley

Adult Barbershop

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

The Dandy

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Jack in the Box

Carole Lombard

Angus McKinnon Young

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

Ken and Barbie, corrected for age and anatomy.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

'Our limo's here.'

'Dauber Micawber'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Mick Jagger at 95.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Masked Ball

Victorian Secret

A word from Stephen Harper's cat

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Elvis' autopsy

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'