Vintage Fan Mugs

Elvis' autopsy

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"Vintage French '59 - a good year."

Adult Barbershop

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Bing Crosby singing 'I'm dreaming of a warm summer'? I'll have to check.'

'Dauber Micawber'

Best before 65 million BC.

'Ye Olde Optician.'

Furthest bounced drunk.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Do you buy cars here?"

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

The Dandy

Christmas TV...

Night Life: L.A.

Jack in the Box

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

John Laurie

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Suzanne Lenglen

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

Victorian Secret

Rest area - 12 mile.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners