Vintage Fan Pillows

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"Vintage French '59 - a good year."

Adult Barbershop

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Bing Crosby singing 'I'm dreaming of a warm summer'? I'll have to check.'

'Dauber Micawber'

Best before 65 million BC.

'Ye Olde Optician.'

Furthest bounced drunk.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

The Dandy

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Night Life: L.A.

Jack in the Box

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Rest area - 12 mile.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Masked Ball

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Victorian Secret

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

'Our limo's here.'

Dead animal toupee.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"