Vintage Vinyl Fan Pillows

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The Dandy

Adult Barbershop

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Night Life: L.A.

Jack in the Box

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

'Our limo's here.'

Victorian Secret

Dead animal toupee.

Rest area - 12 mile.

Masked Ball

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"