Vintage Musical Fan Pillows

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Best before 65 million BC.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Jimi Hendrix.

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

The Dandy

Highland Piper.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Elvis Presley

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Angus McKinnon Young

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

Masked Ball

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Victorian Secret

A word from Stephen Harper's cat

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Mick Jagger at 95.

Elvis' autopsy

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

The Third Day of Christmas

"Greatest Band?"

'But surely you realise why I can't allow your luxury item request of an iPod holding 1000 tunes on 'Desert Island Discs'?'