Vintage Musical Fan Mugs

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Best before 65 million BC.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Adult Barbershop

Highland Piper.

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

The Dandy

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

Mick Jagger at 95.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

A word from Stephen Harper's cat

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'Dauber Micawber'

Masked Ball

Victorian Secret

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

The Third Day of Christmas

Dirty Grazing.