Vintage Music Fans Pillows

"First you make a left, then you make a right, then you turn around and turn around with all your might. You put your left foot out and then you bring it back, and that's what I call ballin' the jack."

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Play on."

The Four Tops in Concert

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Barber shop quartet

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

Elephant in Headphones

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

Button up your overcoat.

The Ignored Busker

'Golden Oldies are now songs I hated when my kids were teens.'

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"