Vintage Music Lover Pillows

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

'I've noticed that I haven't seen you use your computer since they shut Napster down.'

Keith Richards

'But how do you download music?'

'Your master is certainly thrifty.'

Frank Sinatra

Street signs in Motown.

Button up your overcoat.

Bert's Ragtime Band.

My grandpa gave me his ghetto blaster!

Silver yobs

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

'No way, Gran, the most illegal thing you can do on a computer is download Engelbert Humperdinck singing.'

'You'll have to give up wine and women. You can sing, but only Julie Andrews numbers.'

Lucia & Georgie.

Instagramaphone

Dog gazing up at man in bondage gear, "His Master's Vice"

'Gee! I liked Muazk better than this laugh track!'

'He's nice for an old guy, but that Lawrence Welk ring tone of his creeps me out.'

Stardust Memories

Paul McCartney

"I tried to show my grandkids that I'm just as smart as they are..."

Rita Montaner

'All my troubles packed up in an ol' kit bag!'

Ethelbert Nevin

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

The Ghost from Disco Past gave Brian the heebie-Bee Gees.

"It was back in '52 that the hits stopped coming."

"Three tones will follow. Then there will be some buzzing noises, a woman giggling, and the incomparable Louis Armstrong singing 'I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you.' The woman giggling marks the correct time."

"When whippoorwills call and evening is nigh I get incredibly thirsty."

Jerry Brown Reaches Out to Young Voters

"Baby it's cold outside..."

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"

Music. Oldies. 30s. 40s. 50s. Wow! All of Crosby for just one dollar! That's a lot of Bing for your buck!