Vintage Music Lover Gifts

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

'But how do you download music?'

'Your master is certainly thrifty.'

Street signs in Motown.

Button up your overcoat.

Bert's Ragtime Band.

My grandpa gave me his ghetto blaster!

Silver yobs

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

'No way, Gran, the most illegal thing you can do on a computer is download Engelbert Humperdinck singing.'

'You'll have to give up wine and women. You can sing, but only Julie Andrews numbers.'

Lucia & Georgie.

Instagramaphone

Dog gazing up at man in bondage gear, "His Master's Vice"

'Gee! I liked Muazk better than this laugh track!'

'He's nice for an old guy, but that Lawrence Welk ring tone of his creeps me out.'

'All my troubles packed up in an ol' kit bag!'

Ethelbert Nevin

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"It was back in '52 that the hits stopped coming."

"Three tones will follow. Then there will be some buzzing noises, a woman giggling, and the incomparable Louis Armstrong singing 'I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you.' The woman giggling marks the correct time."

"When whippoorwills call and evening is nigh I get incredibly thirsty."

"Baby it's cold outside..."

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"

The Organ Grinding Nuisance Pt. 1

Servants admire organ grinder

Johnny O'Keefe and Jack Benny.

'Grandpa call it easy listening, but it's not.'

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry