Vintage Music Fan Gifts

'Waiting long?'

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

"He's the best Elvis impersonator I've seen!"

We are a niche pharmacy serving the geriatric community.

A word from Stephen Harper's cat

Josephine

Accordion Player

"Some gentlemen at the bar were wondering if you'd like to join them."

The Beatles

Bing Crosby

Roy Orbison

Ma Rainey

Angus McKinnon Young

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

"Who won the Elvis impersonator look-a-like competition?"

'Doo-Wop is a singing style, not a ethnic slur!'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Gramophone/Ghetto Blaster.

Elvis Presley

Edith Piaf

'Ignore it. It's not the real thing, just another Graceland impersonator.'

'Looks like he may be going deaf.'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Liam Gallagher.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Steve Howe.

Jimi Hendrix.

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Highland Piper.

The Dandy

Ringo Starr