Classic Music Fan Gifts

"Don't you know any Gershwin tunes?"

Bling Crosby

"We're speeding up the game by replacing the seventh inning with the 'Ring' cycle."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

No Elgar!

ZZZZZZZ Top

Baroque Peacock

Modern Major General

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Odette from Swan Lake

A man taking a bow

Frederic Chopin

Antonio Vivaldi

Orchestra conductor

Violinist.

'Take me to you lieder.'

Occupational Hazards.

Alberich steals the gold

Elvis Presley

Cello Concert

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Leonore from Fidelio

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Doctor Bartolo