Classic Music Fan T-Shirts

"Don't you know any Gershwin tunes?"

"We're speeding up the game by replacing the seventh inning with the 'Ring' cycle."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

No Elgar!

Modern Major General

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Baroque Peacock

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Frederic Chopin

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Odette from Swan Lake

A man taking a bow

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Antonio Vivaldi

Orchestra conductor

'Take me to you lieder.'

Occupational Hazards.

Violinist.

Alberich steals the gold

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Highland Piper.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Cello Concert

Leonore from Fidelio

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Doctor Bartolo

Robert Schumann