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Disgraceland - Elvis lying dead by the toilet.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

No Elgar!

Modern Major General

Baroque Peacock

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

A man taking a bow

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Frederic Chopin

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Odette from Swan Lake

Antonio Vivaldi

Orchestra conductor

Violinist.

Occupational Hazards.

'Take me to you lieder.'

Alberich steals the gold

Leonore from Fidelio

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Elvis Presley

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Doctor Bartolo

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Cello Concert

Robert Schumann

'Teenage Beethoven.'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'