Classic Music Lovers Gifts

"What's it all about, self-ie..."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

No Elgar!

Baroque Peacock

Modern Major General

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Frederic Chopin

Bryan Ferry

A man taking a bow

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Odette from Swan Lake

Antonio Vivaldi

Orchestra conductor

Playing Mozart to the baby.

Occupational Hazards.

Violinist.

'Take me to you lieder.'

Alberich steals the gold

Leonore from Fidelio

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

Doctor Bartolo

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Cello Concert

Robert Schumann

'Teenage Beethoven.'

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'