Classical Music Lovers Gifts

Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.

Oboe player

"Will I still be able to smash a violin?"

"But the legacy I'd truly like to leave is creating music that future generations will use to sedate overstimulated toddlers."

Newlywed violinists

"You were doing over eighty miles an hour. What do you expect? I was listening to The Flight of the Bumble Bee."

Te Deum from Tosca

'Be Right Bach'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

No Elgar!

Modern Major General

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Baroque Peacock

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Deflator mouse

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Odette from Swan Lake

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Frederic Chopin

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

A man taking a bow

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Antonio Vivaldi

Orchestra conductor

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Violinist.

Occupational Hazards.

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'Take me to you lieder.'

May your Christmas be full of harmony