Classical Music Lover Gifts

"And now, God help us all, Rachmaninoff's Concerto in C Minor."

Orchestral Conductor.

'Needs to be more tweetable.'

An orchestra cymbalist is tempted by a fly.

Beethoven's 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and Fifth.

Silly String Quartet

Johann Sebastian Bach

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

A Lightning Conductor.

'We thought we'd try a Schubert Lieder karaoke night.'

'Two years of music in high schol, four years at Julliard, one year with maestro Giovanni Cavollo. Thre more years studying composing at Surbonne. All that...for this!'

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

Over Zealous French Horn Player

Franz Liszt

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

Warning. . . This Image Includes Some Graphic Violins

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

Richard Wagner

Taste in 1854 - Villikins and his Dinah in the Drawing Room

Concert pianist.

"It's not your phone—they're playing 'Für Elise.'"

Ludwig Van Beethoven.

'There's too much Mahler in our marriage. We need some Mozart!'

'Here comes the bit from the advert.'

"Just always have to 'one-up' me, don't you, Ron!?!"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Ludwig Van Beethoven

There was a difference of opinion on how to play the second movement.

Bach in the Box

Bela Bartok.

Giuseppe Verdi

Lord Palmerston asks Napoleon III why he does not move on the Popish organ grinder causing a disturbance outside the Hotel De L'Europe

'I'm all for some mood music, but does it have to be Mendelssohn's wedding march?'

Violinist playing sad melody while lawyer talks about his client in court.