Vintage Rock Fan Gifts

Noddy Holder

Jimi Hendrix.

Mick Jagger

Mick Jagger at 95.

Keith Richards

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

ZZZZZZZ Top

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Best before 65 million BC.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

Liam Gallagher.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Elvis Presley

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

The Dandy

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

The Four Tops in Concert

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

Elvis Purresley impersonators.