Rock And Roll Fan Gifts

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

"Play dead!"

John Lennon

' Apparently it can be fatal for really old people like them.'

"We've got Sid Gordon on drums, Foxy Jones on bass and Bud Kelly on drugs!"

Oh, well, I'm sure it would be very funny if I had any idea who this "Elvis" person was.

Elvis Marks the Death of the Single.

Amy Winehouse

A 1950's Barber Shop

King Takes Prawn

'It's Amy Winehouse's cat. Says HE wants to check in.'

"Jail House rock"

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

Hard Rock Cafe.

"I'm all shook up."

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

Elvis Costello

Teddy boy

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

EWE 2.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

ZZZZZZZ Top

At the rock concert...

Elvis Presley

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Tina Turner

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

"Elfis"