Rock And Roll Fan Gifts

"We've got Sid Gordon on drums, Foxy Jones on bass and Bud Kelly on drugs!"

A 1950's Barber Shop

King Takes Prawn

"Jail House rock"

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

"I'm all shook up."

Teddy boy

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

At the rock concert...

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Tina Turner

"Elfis"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

Cool hand... Uke

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

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