Rock Fan Gifts

Buskers' placard reads: 'Please give generously (or I play 'Angels' again)'.

"This is a song about my girlfriend but you'll think it's about yours"

How Are Ya'll Feelin' Tonight?

No,no,no !...I said..No More Cow Bell !

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

Italica

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Tina Turner

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Johnny Winter.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

Rod Stewart