Rock Fans Gifts

This Day on January 6

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

Italica

Eric Clapton.

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Tina Turner

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Johnny Winter.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Listening to Coldplay.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Disease-y Top

Ozzy Osbourne

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Rod Stewart

Robert Johnson.

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Original punks go to reunion

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Four

Santa Metal Claus

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

"That rock looks a bit like you, dad!"

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'