Rock Enthusiasts Gifts

'When I grow up I want to be a rock star.'

"I have a lot in common with Cliff Richard. Same birthday, same age..."

"Honey, they're decorative."

'I just love what you've done with your rocks!'

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

"Carmen, you got another lucky rock?"

"Have you heard 'Genesis', my child?"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Tina Turner

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Johnny Winter.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Disease-y Top

Not-so-easy listening...