Rock Enthusiasts Pillows

'When I grow up I want to be a rock star.'

"I have a lot in common with Cliff Richard. Same birthday, same age..."

"Honey, they're decorative."

'I just love what you've done with your rocks!'

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

"Carmen, you got another lucky rock?"

"Have you heard 'Genesis', my child?"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

'Man, times have changed.'

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

Italica

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Eric Clapton.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Liam Gallagher.

Tina Turner

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Jimi Hendrix.

Listening to Coldplay.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Nick Cave

Johnny Winter.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

Not-so-easy listening...