Rock Enthusiast Pillows

'Ah, for the good old days when geologists worked outdoors.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Italica

"There—now I've taught you everything I know about splitting rocks."

'Rock historian.'

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

Continental Drifters - A story of Molten Love of Geological Timescales.

Macroscope

Rod Stewart

'Remove the 'I love heavy metal' T-shirt and walk through again.'

Safe Self-Storage

Kids humour adult over who's generation invented rock'n'roll

"All right, who'll start things off with a bid on this magnificent one-of-a-kind fifty-pound rock?"

Electrolyte Orchestra

'This business isn't just about who you know. It's about who you can remember.'

'Air guitar 101.'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'Bored druids found a more pratical use for the stone circle'

"You are going to absolutely love the closet space in this place ... it's cavernous!"

"A reunion tour sounds good. Assuming we can afford the extra bus to haul your medication."

"No, Rick, I'm not hiding. Guess again."

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

"This next one is a little tune about drinkin', druggin', and pickle ballin'."

Sex drugs and rock and roll.

"Hey Bob...you get that shirt at the Rolling Stones concert?" "Before the concert...when they gave me the bill for the tickets...this is the face I made."

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Tina Turner

Oasis in concert with their swear box

'Don't you think that loud music will damage your hearing?'

Darren had no desire to be 'just another songbird.'

"I think they usually recommend classical music."