Rock Enthusiast Gifts

'Ah, for the good old days when geologists worked outdoors.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Italica

"There—now I've taught you everything I know about splitting rocks."

'Rock historian.'

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

Robert Smith - The Cure.

Continental Drifters - A story of Molten Love of Geological Timescales.

Macroscope

The Who

Rod Stewart

Safe Self-Storage

'Remove the 'I love heavy metal' T-shirt and walk through again.'

Kids humour adult over who's generation invented rock'n'roll

Keith Richards.

"You are going to absolutely love the closet space in this place ... it's cavernous!"

Electrolyte Orchestra

'Bored druids found a more pratical use for the stone circle'

"A reunion tour sounds good. Assuming we can afford the extra bus to haul your medication."

'It looks like some kind of early Rolling Stones poster.'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

Mick Jagger

'Air guitar 101.'

"All right, who'll start things off with a bid on this magnificent one-of-a-kind fifty-pound rock?"

'This business isn't just about who you know. It's about who you can remember.'

Joe Satriani

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

'Death, where is thy Sting?'

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

"This next one is a little tune about drinkin', druggin', and pickle ballin'."

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

"No, Rick, I'm not hiding. Guess again."

Tina Turner