Rock Music Enthusiasts Gifts

"Will I still be able to smash a violin?"

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

"You will never play Rolling Stones music, is that clear!?"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

Italica

Eric Clapton.

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Tina Turner

Liam Gallagher.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Jimi Hendrix.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Mark Knopfler.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Johnny Winter.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Listening to Coldplay.

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Ozzy Osbourne

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Disease-y Top

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Rod Stewart