Rock Music Lovers Gifts

Marilyn Mason.

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Forget Lady Ga-Ga...here's Queen ER-ER!

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

Italica

Eric Clapton.

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Tina Turner

Liam Gallagher.

Jimi Hendrix.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Listening to Coldplay.

Johnny Winter.

"Krill, baby, krill."

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Plymouth Rock

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Disease-y Top

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Ozzy Osbourne