Rock And Roll Lovers Gifts

"And this is Brother Elvis."

"Krill, baby, krill."

Yet another wasted trip for the tin man.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Plum jam...

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Plymouth Rock

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Disease-y Top

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

Snake Charming

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

Islington Angels.

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

Sir Elton John