Rock & Roll Enthusiasts Gifts

I'm sorry Keith but the last thing I want to do right now is KISS and make up!

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Elvis Presley

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

Italica

Eric Clapton.

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Tina Turner

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Elfis"

Johnny Winter.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Listening to Coldplay.

"Krill, baby, krill."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Elton John

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Ringo Starr

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

Ozzy Osbourne

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Roger McGuinn

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Young Elvis

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Disease-y Top

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"