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'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

At the rock concert...

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Elvis Presley

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Elfis"

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Ringo Starr

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"Krill, baby, krill."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Elton John

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Plymouth Rock

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Roger McGuinn

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

Young Elvis

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Neil Young

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

'Prince'

'Help me Rhonda I've fallen & I can't get back up.'