Rock 'n' Roll Lover Gifts

'Brother Andrew is a big Elvis fan.'

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

'He still has his Elvis sideburns.'

Elvis and Lionel Rose.

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"Don't worry, it's just a dummy. It's for atmosphere."

Elfis

"Some of the world's best musicians died in 2016. If you wait to die any longer, people might think that you're a loser!"

The Beatles

Robert Fripp

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

At the rock concert...

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Elvis Presley

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

"Elfis"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

"Krill, baby, krill."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Elton John

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Ringo Starr

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Plymouth Rock

Neil Young

Roger McGuinn