Rock 'n' Roll Lover Pillows

"Don't worry, it's just a dummy. It's for atmosphere."

"Some of the world's best musicians died in 2016. If you wait to die any longer, people might think that you're a loser!"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

At the rock concert...

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

"Elfis"

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'