Rock And Roll Lover Pillows

"The rock concert was awesome Mum: We were front row once Timmy had cleared the mosh pit!"

Too much Rioja

"Before I worked in munitions, I composed rock and roll music."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

At the rock concert...

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

"Elfis"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'