Rock Lover Pillows

Derek Trucks Susan Tedeschi

'I may be a lump of coal now, but someday I'll be a diamond."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Ozzy Osbourne

Noel Gallagher

Paul McCartney

Classic Rock for the Older Generation

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Shepherd and eurydice

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

I could have danced all night!

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Robert Fripp

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Tut and Carmen.

Omara Portuondo

Impressing dad.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

A Fairytale Update

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Romantic Violinist.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

George Michael

Triangle

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Taking a peek at the audience

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."