Rock Band Lover Pillows

Patient listening to music

What TV Shows Think 12 Year Old Girls Are Like/Me at 12.

Robert Fripp

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

EWE 2.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Ray Davies

"Krill, baby, krill."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Plymouth Rock

Ozzy Osbourne

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Four

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Pete Townshend

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Sir Elton John

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Pink Floyd.

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Paul McCartney

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

Courtney Love

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

'I may be a lump of coal now, but someday I'll be a diamond."