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Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

Pink Floyd.

"You guys know any more drummers? Another one just combusted."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

I could have danced all night!

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tut and Carmen.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Marimba

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Omara Portuondo

Impressing dad.

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

A Fairytale Update

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Romantic Violinist.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

George Michael

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Triangle

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

At the rock concert...

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Taking a peek at the audience

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."