Brass Band Lover Pillows

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Snail trumpet.

"Hey! I'm Trying to Concentrate!"

Trumpet Player

Orchestra.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

French horn.

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

A tuba and love hearts

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'He lost his whistle,'

The Salivation army.

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Musician

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Over Zealous French Horn Player

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Brass Band

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Pink Floyd.

"I once loved a parade."

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Tuba

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"This ref really loves his brass band."

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"