Brass Lovers Pillows

Orchestra.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

'He lost his whistle,'

The Salivation army.

A tuba and love hearts

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Musician

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Over Zealous French Horn Player

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

Brass Band

"I once loved a parade."

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Tuba

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

Kringle: The Decca Years

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Concerto for Two Horns

Trumpet

Boom Box

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

Sousaphone Player

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"