Brass Lovers Gifts

Oomph-free Bogart.

Orchestra.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

The Salivation army.

Musician

A tuba and love hearts

'He lost his whistle,'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Over Zealous French Horn Player

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Brass Band

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

"I once loved a parade."

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Tuba

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

Concerto for Two Horns

Trumpet

Boom Box

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Sousaphone Player

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

Kringle: The Decca Years