Brass Section Lover Gifts

Horn Section in a Jazz Band

Musician

Orchestra.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

A tuba and love hearts

The Salivation army.

'He lost his whistle,'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Over Zealous French Horn Player

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Brass Band

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

"I once loved a parade."

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Tuba

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Supply was out of harps.

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

Trumpet

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Concerto for Two Horns

Sousaphone Player

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"