Brass Aficionado Gifts

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Home for retired Jazzmen.

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

That's funny, I always thought they were trumpeters. (Published originally on April 29, 2011.)

Brass Band

Trumpet

Orchestra.

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Double Bass Jumpers.

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Music for car stereos

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

A tuba and love hearts

'He lost his whistle,'

Musician

The Salivation army.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

"Turn down the bass."

Over Zealous French Horn Player

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

Double bass skating

"I once loved a parade."

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Tuba

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.