Festive Brass Aficionado Gifts

Kringle: The Decca Years

Orchestra.

French horn.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

The Salivation army.

A tuba and love hearts

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'He lost his whistle,'

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Over Zealous French Horn Player

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

Brass Band

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

"I once loved a parade."

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Tuba

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

Trumpet

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Supply was out of harps.

Concerto for Two Horns

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

Sousaphone Player

At home with the brass section.

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Home for retired Jazzmen.

Twisted trumpet.

"Where are you getting those notes from?"