Brass Aficionado Pillows

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Home for retired Jazzmen.

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Brass Band

Trumpet

Orchestra.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Double Bass Jumpers.

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Music for car stereos

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Turn down the bass."

Musician

A tuba and love hearts

'He lost his whistle,'

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

The Salivation army.

Over Zealous French Horn Player

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Double bass skating

"I once loved a parade."

Tuba

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

A Heavy Metal Musician.