Brass Band Aficionado Pillows

Bob's Musical Intruments - "I'll have a cornet."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Orchestra.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

French horn.

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

The Salivation army.

A tuba and love hearts

'He lost his whistle,'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Over Zealous French Horn Player

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

"I once loved a parade."

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Brass Band

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Tuba

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"This ref really loves his brass band."

Sousaphone Player

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

Trumpet

Supply was out of harps.

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

A Heavy Metal Musician.

A cocktail in a tuba

Concerto for Two Horns

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!