Brass Band Pillows

French horn.

Orchestra.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

A tuba and love hearts

Musical Fight

The Salivation army.

Musician

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Arturo Sandoval

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

"I once loved a parade."

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

"This ref really loves his brass band."

Supply was out of harps.

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

Concerto for Two Horns

A Heavy Metal Musician.

A cocktail in a tuba

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

Sousaphone Player

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'